Ten Things You Won't Hear from a Democrat

1. Thank God the people of Iraq are free and Saddam is no longer selling weapons to terrorists.
2. I hope we catch Osama Bin Laden before the election.
3. I hope the economy continues to get better this year - my stocks are kicking butt!
4. I sure wish President Clinton had not gutted the CIA, but at least he wasn't in office when we paid the consequences for it.
5. We are going to cut taxes on people who really don't pay taxes and raise taxes on everybody who does pay taxes (so poor people will think that they got a tax cut from us right before their bosses have to lay them because everybody has less money to spend).
6. We are the party of Bill Clinton booty calls! After Al Gore, we will never again nominate a candidate for President who can't score with an intern.
7. All we have to do to reduce the deficit is reduce spending on non-military programs.  Let me give you an example of what I mean by naming all the federal pork programs that come to my home state.
8. It doesn't matter whether an accusation against a Republican is true, only whether the media will cover it.
9. I want you to keep your guns because that's what the Constitution says.
10. I believe in killing terrorists and murderers, not unborn babies.